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The Wanking Photos

After a disappointing trip to a famous London art gallery, I was so disgusted at the show that I took a photo of myself gesturing a wanking sign to the building from outside. It begged the question: where else should I make such a sign? Could I take audacity to new limits? Is there a line that shouldn't be crossed?

Below are the chapters in my incredible journey.

Part 1 - "Not so smug now!"

Part 2 - "Raising the bar."

Part 3 - "Smell the glove."

Part 4 - "Fuck off Holland!"

Part 5 - "The height of inappropriateness"

Past 6 - "Goodbye, England's rose"