welcome to mark johnson's web page

www.crabwise.co.uk

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Music

A collection of my own music

 

Discussions

A selection of discussions presented to illustrate my crazy view of the world

 

Photos

My personal photo collection

 

Letters

The letters page

crabwise \KRAB-wyz\, adjective:

1. Sideways.
2. In a cautiously indirect manner.

When do you know you are born? What constitutes serenity in its purist form? Can the concepts of right and wrong remain logically separate? Should a buy one, get one free contribute in a 6 items or less queue? These are questions we have all asked because ultimately we are all searching for truth, and this website harbours that very same goal. I believe that I and my two helpers - Edward John Westwood and Christopher Roy Mackay - will solve the riddles that have plagued humanity since its conception, and in doing so we will make the world a somewhat better place.

Edward John Westwood

Christopher Roy Mackay

Music

This page links to my collection of self-penned songs. They are not under copyright, so please feel free to download them and spread the word. Although they don't add to our quest for truth, it is true that they are awesome.

New:

I Know You're Fat, But You've Got Skills

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Contemplations

Anger Management

The Lady Loves The Cock

Discussions

This page is the coup de grace, if you will, of the site. It is intended to be an ongoing reflection on the world, much like a diary written in the language of reason. Our journey starts here.

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The Beer Scorechart

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Calvin in Amsterdam

Have Your Say

Plug In Baby

Photos

Please visit this page to see some of the more interesting photos in my collection.

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Denbigh Castle

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London

The Wanking Photos

The Lake District

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