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Music

A collection of my own music

 

Discussions

A selection of discussions presented to illustrate my crazy view of the world

 

Photos

My personal photo collection

 

Letters

The letters page 

Discussions

The first discussion is a review of my holiday in Italy in September 2006.

I have added an article that follows my shirt and tie combinations for the week of 2nd to 6th October 2006. This simply is not to be missed for the fashion conscious amongst us.

No website would be complete without biographies of its main players.

If music's your vice, you might want to look at this video. It's proof to my friend Calvin that I could learn the riff for the Muse song "Plug In Baby".

If you've ever taken part in the BBC's "Have Your Say", then you'll have wondered just how to become a highly-recommended participant. Read my diary of attempts here.

Do you like beer? If the answer is 'Yes; yes I do!', you'll be very interested by my ranking system that has been applied to many beers to find the best.

What would happen if Calvin went to Amsterdam and met a generous man in a gay bondage shop?

On 6th July 2004, I played for East Molesey CC against Lashings CC, a team made up of ex-international players. To see the scorecard, click here.